Best Pool Room Sign for Rules

Everyone knows that pool rooms have rules.  Right?  We've all seen the signs.  No masse' shots, no jump shots, don't put your drink on the tables, etc.

Here are a few of the more common signs that I have seen across the country, as an example:

Well, I have now found my FAVORITE!  I didn't get to go to Derby, but ran across this on the AZB Forums, shared by Justin from TAR (The Action Report).  This was their sign posted just outside the TAR Action Room.  The Action Room is where action matches were streamed live all through out the day and night of ten days at Derby at the end of January.

Aren't these FUNNY-a$$ rules?!!  OMG!

(click to enlarge, btw)